'Oh Darling I wish You Were Here'

bobbeyahkne:

one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her

“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”

“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went

so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr

deathfeathers:

wakingthegoldenwood:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

Step 8: Do all of the above with this playing in the background

squidkneee:

i want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and go to class with you and dual blog with you and i dont know i just want to do fucking everything with you

fuckzach:

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

jalexatsix:

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient